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Certain death and taxis

The Walton Tribune
Walton County GA
Wednesday, June 15, 2011

An important message delivered with humor.

When it’s toe tag time, I want a dumpster funeral. The cheapest, easiest, least aggravatin’ of all. Just toss me in. Leave my clothes on.

My dentist, the mischievous mouth-manglin’ Dr. Kenneth Grubbs, said he’d prefer someone with one of those Wild-West-style post hole diggers to prepare his grave. I had a chuckle at that one until the novocaine locked my jaw in permanent laugh mode. But while I love the sentiment, his motive was lost in our joshery and never fully explained. Mine was that I don’t want to cost my widow any extra money for the disposal of my worn-out old carcass.

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