Donate yourselves to science! Now that’s what I call an afterlife! You can help loads of people for several years after your inevitable demise. Probably many more than you ever did any good for in your active life! Everyone dies! I think in the Western world we have made it so alien to us that we feel the need to have such a fanfare for something with the uniqueness of taking a poo. And I think there are even people that don’t do that. However, all the poopers and non-poopers (the conventional way at least) will certainly die. Do not fear it. Even now, it pursues you. Approaching with a deliberate stride toward you. One of the few things that life promises and actually follows through on. Everything has an end. At least the small things. We are small. We only think we matter. Look out into space and it puts everything into perspective. If you so choose to rot somewhere, see about being buried in such a fashion that you give back to the earth in the way nature intended. Go with a biodegradable casket.